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The Swimming LessonAuthor - drdel | Genre - Fluff | Genre - Humor | Main Story | Rating - PG | S | T
Fan Fiction Main Page | Stories sorted by title, author, genre, and rating The Swimming Lesson By drdel Rating: PG um, no really naughty stuff. A/N: This was written a long time ago, in a season far, far away, some time after “ShuttlePod One” and before “Rogue Planet.” Published on FanFiction.net back in 2002 and lost in the mists of a multitude of fics! Here it is with some micro revision. *********************** Tucker (splashing around happily in the hot spring): "You mean you don't know how ta swim Sub-Commander?!" T'Pol ( standing primly on the bank with her tricorder): "That is correct Commander." Tucker: "Well, T'Pol if ya don't mind me saying, it's a valuable skill. One a these days you might need it." T'Pol (after slight hesitation): "Very well, Commander. How does one begin?" Tucker: "All right!.. okay, well first ya should take your uniform off maybe?" T'Pol: (glares at Tucker). Tucker : "I mean.. it'll get soaked and be real uncomfortable ... better take it off. Your underwear can be your bathing suit" T'Pol (looks suspicious, but peels off and stands up in all her natural glory wearing nothing but her thong): "Next?" Tucker: ..... T'Pol: "Commander? What next?" Tucker: ..... T'Pol (slightly impatient): "Your mouth is hanging open Commander. What do I do next?" Tucker (with saucer eyes, licks his lips): "errrghh.....*cough!*..... ahhm.....okaaaay." …(Striving rather desperately for professionalism): "Okay. Well, now c'mon over by me here.. and just well, lie down in the water like…" T'Pol (approaching, looks dubious): "That is not logical Commander. How can one lie down in water?" Tucker: "Well believe me it works...” (mutters under his breath) “And with yer natural floatation it should work just fine!” T'Pol: "I beg your pardon Commander? My what?" Tucker: "Ahhh, nothin T'Pol... just lay across my hands here. I won't let ya drown." T'Pol (does as instructed.. stiffly): Tucker: "K, so you just gotta loosen up a bit there.. now start moving yer arms and legs a bit....." (eyeing T'Pol's thong-bared bouncing bottom) *geeze! Malcom was dead right! She's got an awfully nice caboose! * T'Pol: (flails, still too rigid and blubbers slightly on water). Tucker: "Okay, so loosen up some more...move yer arms and legs.. that's it. An’ if ya start to sink or get a mouthful, just grab onto the buoy...okay?" T'Pol (gets carried away with strokes and goes under, getting a huge gulp of water, and grabs on tight!) Tucker (shrieking in pain): "Geeze T'Pol!! I said grab the buoy and hold on!!!" T'Pol, (sputtering): "You are irrational Commander. I have grabbed the boy! And I'm holding as tight as I can." Tucker, (hollering): "That's not the buoy! That's ma...Owwwwww! Cap'n!!!! T'Pol's bein' mean again!!" Have a comment to make about this story? Do so in the Trip Fan Fiction forum at the HoTBBS! A handful of people have made commentsOh, this is priceless. I know I'm going to be giggling for days, everytime I think of it. OMG! So very funny! Thanks for the laugh. This is so cute and funny!! Great Job! WOW, it's as big as a buoy? Purr >:) funny and sweet. |