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The Swimming Lesson

Author - drdel | Genre - Fluff | Genre - Humor | Main Story | Rating - PG | S | T
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The Swimming Lesson

By drdel

Rating: PG um, no really naughty stuff.
Genre: Pure silly fluff!
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine, they belong to Paramount. I’m not making any money (remind me to get back to work sometime!). I just borrowed them to make them do something ridiculously funny!

A/N: This was written a long time ago, in a season far, far away, some time after “ShuttlePod One” and before “Rogue Planet.” Published on FanFiction.net back in 2002 and lost in the mists of a multitude of fics! Here it is with some micro revision.
As I understand it Vulcans don't normally swim, while a boy who grew up in Florida must be a natural.
Yes, it could be sooooo steamy and romantic. On the other hand there might be quite the comedy to be mined from it too as in this fluffy bit!
Btw, I do not subscribe to the theory that any Vulcan would EVER wear that weird grey underwear.. it’s thongs all the way baby! (or loincloths for the men, see Spock in ST IV)

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Tucker (splashing around happily in the hot spring): "You mean you don't know how ta swim Sub-Commander?!"

T'Pol ( standing primly on the bank with her tricorder): "That is correct Commander."

Tucker: "Well, T'Pol if ya don't mind me saying, it's a valuable skill. One a these days you might need it."

T'Pol (after slight hesitation): "Very well, Commander. How does one begin?"

Tucker: "All right!.. okay, well first ya should take your uniform off maybe?"

T'Pol: (glares at Tucker).

Tucker : "I mean.. it'll get soaked and be real uncomfortable ... better take it off. Your underwear can be your bathing suit"

T'Pol (looks suspicious, but peels off and stands up in all her natural glory wearing nothing but her thong): "Next?"

Tucker: .....

T'Pol: "Commander? What next?"

Tucker: .....

T'Pol (slightly impatient): "Your mouth is hanging open Commander. What do I do next?"

Tucker (with saucer eyes, licks his lips): "errrghh.....*cough!*..... ahhm.....okaaaay."

…(Striving rather desperately for professionalism): "Okay. Well, now c'mon over by me here.. and just well, lie down in the water like…"

T'Pol (approaching, looks dubious): "That is not logical Commander. How can one lie down in water?"

Tucker: "Well believe me it works...” (mutters under his breath) “And with yer natural floatation it should work just fine!”

T'Pol: "I beg your pardon Commander? My what?"

Tucker: "Ahhh, nothin T'Pol... just lay across my hands here. I won't let ya drown."

T'Pol (does as instructed.. stiffly):

Tucker: "K, so you just gotta loosen up a bit there.. now start moving yer arms and legs a bit....." (eyeing T'Pol's thong-bared bouncing bottom) *geeze! Malcom was dead right! She's got an awfully nice caboose! *

T'Pol: (flails, still too rigid and blubbers slightly on water).

Tucker: "Okay, so loosen up some more...move yer arms and legs.. that's it. An’ if ya start to sink or get a mouthful, just grab onto the buoy...okay?"

T'Pol (gets carried away with strokes and goes under, getting a huge gulp of water, and grabs on tight!)

Tucker (shrieking in pain): "Geeze T'Pol!! I said grab the buoy and hold on!!!"

T'Pol, (sputtering): "You are irrational Commander. I have grabbed the boy! And I'm holding as tight as I can."

Tucker, (hollering): "That's not the buoy! That's ma...Owwwwww! Cap'n!!!! T'Pol's bein' mean again!!"

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Oh, this is priceless. I know I'm going to be giggling for days, everytime I think of it.

OMG! So very funny! Thanks for the laugh.

This is so cute and funny!! Great Job!

WOW, it's as big as a buoy? Purr >:)

funny and sweet.