Just because a guys in his underwear you think the worst: ABC Challenge: A

Trip and T'Pol Alphabet Challenge: A

Just because a guys in his underwear you think the worst.

By Hoshi's Sis

Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Paramount; no infringement intended.
Genre: Vignette, ABC Challenge.
Summary: An entry for the ABC Challenge. This one's for "A" and set around what T’Pol is thinking when she wakes up and spy’s Trip in his underwear in "Acquisition."

Slowly I open my eyes, unaware of how I became unconscious and how I came to be sitting on the floor of the cargo bay propped up against a container. The last memories I can recall are being in engineering inspecting a piece of equipment that Commander Tucker brought back from his lunar survey. There is nothing after that.

As my senses become more coherent, the vision, which hits my eyes causes my left eyebrow to arch upwards high into my brow. Kneeling down in front of me, injecting a hyper spray into Ensign Sato, is Commander Tucker dressed only in his blue underwear.

I don’t know why but my thoughts at this moment immediately conjure up the image of an Earth fruit that I’ve been hoping to try one day – a ripe, juicy ‘blue’ peach. I know my analogy isn’t entirely accurate, as a peach to my knowledge isn’t blue, but other similarities between the fruit and Commander Tucker are very much congruous with my assessment.

A peach is grown in the Southern region of the state of Florida, just like Commander Tucker who also grew up and came from that region. His firm posterior parallels the shape of the fruit with meticulous accuracy. The curvaceousness of both moulds are perfect for cupping between the palms of your hands. My fingers start to tingle as they ache to reach out and test the assessment of my comparison. Thankfully my Vulcan self-control quickly jumps in to reassert its control before I shame myself with that illogical action.

I gaze across the blue nylon of his briefs and admire how tightly stretched they are around his skin, just like they were waiting to be peeled slowly away to reveal the succulent flesh inside. Although Vulcan’s are not carnivorous by nature, an illogical thought of biting into those fleshy moulds to see if he was as juicy and sweet to taste briefly enters my mind causing an involuntary response from me to lick my lips.

I am momentarily shocked and surprised my by thoughts and actions, but they by themselves bring up another comparison. Just like a peach symbolises temptation, desire and fertility, the image of Commander Tucker’s impressive manhood before me has the same effect. A fact I know to be true for a vast majority of the female’s serving onboard this ship, from snippets of conversation I have overheard in the Mess Hall. Brief memories of rubbing decontamination gel slowly over his impressive body sends a warm glow throughout my body causing me to shift position. Illogically, an erroneous sensation of being secretly pleased that these memories would make me the envy of the aforementioned female crew invades my katra.

The action causes Commander Tucker to glance over and notice that I have woken up. He sees me staring.

“Just because a guy’s in his underwear, you think the worst,” he says, jumping to the wrong conclusions.

“If only he knew …”

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ROTFLMAO!

Naughty, T'Pol! Shame on you!

I cna not but agree with Distracted. A "blue peach" indeed.

ROFL, good one :)

Cute story!

Very nice. I always knew T'Pol was secretly groping him in her mind. Hey if Malcolm can do that to her, she can do that to anyone she chooses. Logically it would be Trip, why have a lessened LT when you can have a very well built Commander. Nothing's too good for our Vulcan friends, isn't that what Admiral Gardner always said. T

So that's why Trip was always prancing around in his underoos in season one. He wanted to make sure T'Pol got a good look at his package. :-)

This story probably also explains why T'Les had never heard of "Vulcan neuropressure" when she watched "The Expanse" on her season three DVDs.

Laughed. My. Freakin'. Head. Off. Absolutely hilarious, well done! :)

LMAO OMG this is great. I hope you write more. As to why and how they got there. Esspecially on how he was only dressed in his undies lol.

Very funny. It's probably better that Trip doesn't know what she's thinking. He'd probably spend all of his time blushing. Great story!

The curvaceousness of both moulds are perfect for cupping between the palms of your hands.

... T'Pol's fingers are tingling - hers and a million other females! Fantastic, Hoshisis, well done!

I gotta say T'POl had great taste he did have a cute ass. lol. Poor girl never sttod a chance lol

Well,you have me really believing T'Pol is more than ready to bite into that ripe pear!

So funny!! How on earth d'you expect me to sleep tonight???