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Time Zone- "Minefield"Author - agentpippen | Genre - Episode Addition | Genre - Humor | M | Rating - G | T
Fan Fiction Main Page | Stories sorted by title, author, genre, and rating This is an interlude to "Minefield", written right after watching the episode. My fevered T/T brain was whirring like a windmill during that episode, there are so many little tiny shippy perks! Anyways. Features Grimy!Trip and Amused!T'Pol. Disclaimer: Yada yada, don't own, yada yada, (c)Paramount, yada yada. ************* Trip's fingers were going like mad over the console, receiving updates every 10 seconds on various ship functions. At the moment, the only things on this ship he cared about were the warp engines and the two crew members outside the ship. Having people crawling over the ship in EV suits always made him nervous - he wondered sometimes how he would manage as the captain, Dirt smudged over his features and sweat trickling down his forehead, Trip tensed at Malcolm's words. What now? His fingers stopped their nimble dances and sat poised over the console, ready to receive any command, from the Vulcan Sub-commander watching him or from the captain outside. "I... I need to use the bathroom," came Malcolm's voice. Trip did a double-take. WHAT? T'Pol looked equally startled, or maybe affronted at the armory officer's bluntness. Trip resisted the urge to grin as he realized that Malcolm wasn't aware of the open comm link. He kept listening despite himself. "I won't tell a soul," said the captain after a pause. T'Pol was beginning to feel the beginnings of a headache. These humans were insufferably persistent in their ability to embarrass themselves. Her eyes widened slightly as Captain Archer's words registered in her brain. Unbelievably insufferable. She glanced around the bridge, noting the reactions of the crew. Hoshi had her hand pressed to her earpiece, pretending not to hear the banter, and Mayweather's shoulders were shaking with silent laughter. She turned to regard Commander Tucker - he looked like he was doing everything in his power to hold back a fit of laughter himself. "Come on, T'Pol, 's'a little funny," he prodded. She remained blank. "I do not see the humour in humiliating oneself with references to bodily functions." At this, Trip burst out laughing. T'Pol watched as his sides heaved, inciting Mayweather to start laughing as well. "Oh, T'Pol, ya just gotta understan', s'just bathroom humour," Trip finally said, getting himself back under control. "I am aware of that, Commander." Despite herself, T'Pol's lips curled upwards in just the faintest hint of a smile. "I believe Lieutenant Reed will be the subject of many jokes for the next couple of days," she said, looking pointedly at Trip. "Yeah, probably," Trip chuckled. "Poor guy," he added unconvincingly, seeing the look on T'Pol's face. Trip tried to stifle a giggle, unsuccessfully. T'Pol turned to him and raised an eyebrow, provoking another round of laughter. The bridge crew's voices mingled oddly, and yet comfortingly, with Reed and Archer's chuckles over the comm. T'Pol looked around her, and indulged herself in a slight smile. These humans are insufferable, she thought, glancing over at Trip, who grinned at her. ************ Well, there it is. If you ever had any doubt that the entire senior staff was insane, I only present to you this fanfic. Or maybe it's me. Anyways. I know it wasn't really that funny a joke, but all the tension can really get to you in situations like that, and it's good to let it all out once in a while. But only ONCE in a while, or people may look at you funny. Back to Time Zone Interludes menu Have a comment to make about this story? Do so in the Trip Fan Fiction forum at the HoTBBS! One person has made commentsDo you know what? It was the last two words that got me - that summed up T'Pol beautifully! Thank you for this little peek into shared humour. Ali D :~) |